Outta the way, world.
I've got my sassy pants on.

Monday, October 20, 2014

Changing Things Up

So I can't quite express the obsession I have had with cosplaying lately. I mean, I have a hard time focusing on my writing because all I want to do is make costumes lol.

I've started up a new Facebook page dedicated to my cosplays. I don't have a lot right now, and I haven't even taken any good pics yet. But the goal is to start. I did take some pictures of my Halloween costume. My husband is going as Pikachu (in a giant onsie) and I'm doing Red. It's not extremely accurate and since it's a genderbend I made it into more of a Hilda style outfit.

Anyways, I've gotta start focusing on being consistent with my blogging and getting some dang photoshoots of my completed stuff. My X23 needed some work so I'm revamping her which shouldn't take long. I have a lot lined up - so let's hope I can get this going starting this Halloween season!




Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Long Time No Post

Yeah, it's been a ridiculous time since I've posted anything. I spend a lot less time dicking around at work because I'm absolutely swamped so I haven't really been gathering as much funny stuff.

I have been obsessing over cosplays though. So I'm going to be doing a lot of tutorials and cosplay stuff in general.

So here's my first. It's a resin tutorial from cafe-lalone on Deviantart.


I have my Raven cosplay done, but I never did get the gem on her forehead finished. I plan on trying out this method and seeing how it works out!

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Had to Post

I've seriously got like, 10 tabs open.

Of crap from Imgur.

That I'm waiting to post on Facebook. Because I want people to enjoy it without being that person uploading like, a million pictures a day.
But on here I can spam them all.

And keep them for later.


SPODERMAN!



Someday, probably soon, I will use this.
And it will be awesome.
And I will feel special even if I'm not.



This is my life.


I can't format this properly...

DEAL WITH IT

Also, I have no source, I'm so sorry. But I'm lazy T_T



Saturday, October 5, 2013

Shares and Stuff

So I just need a safe place to store these. Because me loves them so much.

MOTHER EFFIN BISCUITS I'M SO EXCITED FOR THIS YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

I've always really liked Lord of the Rings, but the Hobbit was my first and my favorite. Yes, it was hard for me to read because he's EXTREMELY descriptive of the world and I'm much more of a character based reader, but I loved it.


AND FREAKING BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH. Man. I love him. They showed a viewing of his performance in the play Frankenstein at a local theater and ever since then my awe of him keeps growing.
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I stumbled across this from the fun page, geek universe...and (not paying attention) was like wow, this is cool it's like Lindsey Sterling!

Uhm.
Yeah.
It is Lindsey Sterling.

I'm a little special.



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And this mother effin cosplayer singing "Hey There Delilah" but completely
changing the lyrics for Rose Tyler

"Rose Tyler, I...."

YOU SONOFAJERK I DIDN'T WANT TO REMEMBER THOSE FEELS



Seriously a fun watch. Long, but fun.

And I'd like to clarify, I actually don't like Rose Tyler. I don't HATE her the way a lot of people do, but I don't like her. Martha is still my favorite companion SHUTYOURWHOREMOUTH

What I really liked was the relationship they developed between her and  the Doctor, which could have worked just as well in my opinion with another character. 

Not like, Martha or Donna or anything, but just a different character that wore less makeup and was a little more useful. But, it was great fun, and extremely emotional and I'm done crying now.
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ONCE UPON A TIME SEASON 3 IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. I will not calm down.
Mother effin Peter Pan. First episode did not disappoint.


aaaaand bloopers.


Saturday, September 28, 2013

So Much For Updates!

WOOOOAH I got sidetracked.

We had a talking-to at work where we can't go to any sites that aren't work related. I hate it when one person ruins privileges for everyone....I just had to spell check that word. Just so you know.

Man, I have so many awesome things to share I have no idea where to start....

On a separate note....my friend is working on a project to compile free online writing lectures. So he went to New York to meet with some writing/publishing people and took mine and a friend's work with him for critique. I'm extremely pleased to say they liked it! I don't have the critiques back yet, but overall it was one of their favorites, so he says.

Eventually I'll do a post about all of that stuff. Supposedly it's good to have social media outlets for writers and artists, so once I have some more work finished, I think that's what I'm going to start doing.

Also - SLC Comic Con was a HUGE success!!! And a total blast! So I'm gonna throw some fun pics of that in here, too. Next time.
Today is a funny post. Tomorrow, Comic Con cosplays.

Or...next time I post....



Goat anatomy for dummies
Or just people like me.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


I guess this isn't funny but I think it's a VERY valid point.
Sometimes the world really makes me stop and think...WTF is wrong with you people?

I'm sorry, they can't hear you over the sound of how AWESOME THEY ARE



OMFG BATS ARE SO CUTE AND SO DISTURBING AT THE SAME TIME


LOL this is something I would do if my parents were the kind of people to lecture me...



Well I guess this sort of turned into a tumblr post....lol...thanks to wadjet on IMGUR for always supplying me with laughs from tumblr.

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Jiggly Puff Sings!!

OMG I'm on the floor laughing right now. These videos are amazing.

Jiggly Puff sings the Game of Thrones and Doctor Who theme songs.

Best. Right There. Best Ever.

I was browsing some ringtones last night when I happened across it. I was supposed to be sleeping but had to run out to show my husband, because he really likes pokemon. When I got back in bed I could hear the song playing for a few minutes. 

^_^





Short post. Just had to share these. 

Monday, August 19, 2013

Sinuses

I got sick on Friday. Stupid sinus infection. UUUUUUUUUUUGH

Worst month ever to call in sick. I need all the monies I can get for Comic Con....


I love this...this is me today. I'm super grumpy and tired...



I loved working with kittens!!!!!!


FAVORITE



My conversation about Macs with my husband. He makes me laugh so hard!






Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Planktoooon!!!!

So.
My two supervisors joke around a lot.
And the customer service one decided to start calling the IT guy Plankton, like from Spongebob.

He's never seen Spongebob and didn't know Plankton's name was Sheldon, so when she tried to call him Shelly he wasn't pleased.

He was sick Monday so we decided to decorate his office with various pictures of Plankton. Uhm...so that's my story. One girl did call him Shelly so he fired her five times. But they fire us a lot. :P





These guys don't appreciate being stereotyped.



Seriously, one of my new all-time favorite jokes.
I'm laughing so hard I printed it out and having it taped to my monitor.


In like, 8 years of working at veterinary hospitals, the only time I ever got
bit was by a Chihuahua. They are of the devil.


Speaking of working as a Vet Tech 
(was trained on the job, didn't go to school, so no I most likely can't tell you
why your pet is sick)


Mind = Blown





Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Cosplay

ComicCon is coming to Salt Lake!!! YEAH BUDDY!!!!!!

Anyways, my mom is helping me out with my Rogue cosplay, so this is basically just a post to help her with references for the boots.

I'll be dying my hair brown and doing the streak to save on money. I need to dye my hair anyways, and buying two wigs on TOP of dying my hair a different color is expensive. So...one wig for my HarleyQuinn, and dye for Rogue. I think it'll work out.

Love this pic! I should really post sources...but...meeeeeeeh I'm at work so I'm not doing much research

super clean cosplay righ there. I'm assuming she straight up MADE that jacket. 
Hardcore, man.


I'm liking those boots


These are a more simple boot - not as accurate but I'll probably go 
with something like this to save effort...


Not a big fan of what's going on here, but good reference idea



Probably one of my favorite cosplay, and the boots look decent. 
I'm hoping to pull off something like this, but we'll see.


Sweet artwork of the oldschool look. 
I love it when they modernize her.


Good sideview, I think


Another simpler style of boot



Ok, I hope these are enough references for the people helping me out...

I'M SO STOKED!!!









Friday, June 28, 2013

Talky Talky

No more talky talky

Billy Madison, for those of you who don't know your movie quotes.

Just kidding. I don't really know them either.


This guy looks sooo excited. 
I'm pretty sure the original color of him is orange, but good photoshop job I guess. He's very pretty.

These guys are pretty mad about eating their watermelon.
Also, that kid is in a bucket.
I don't even know

It's only 11am?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


This guy is more swag than you'll ever be.
Is that the right way to say that?

Happy birthday.
To this hedgehog.
His name is Juice.
I don't know him, but I love him.

Thursday, June 27, 2013

Short Post

Not much to say today. I don't think anyone really reads these anyways. I know when I go to tumblr and stuff I don't read the words, I just look at the pictures.

I don't get tumblr, by the way.

I keep thinking of getting an account but the entire site confuses me. So instead I just go to IMGUR and visit the dude who is nice enough to grab all the funny tumblr posts and put them in a comprehensive collection. If you go to IMGUR you'll run into him eventually. He always makes the front page.


This statement is completely true.
Don't judge me.


Probably one of my favorite .gifs EVER
I really can't stop laughing.


This popped up on my facebook feed.
I love it. So much.

I think this is a tumblr post. And I think I got it from IMGUR the way
I described above. 

This is me.
This explains my life.